Thursday, April 18, 2013

If you give a mom

If you give a mom a sense of discontentment about how cluttered her house always feels she will tell her sister about it hoping for some tips or input that has as yet escaped her.

If a mom talks to her sister about how cluttered her house is it will cause her to think about how nice it would be for her oldest son to have his own room.

If a mom decides to give her oldest son his own room she will feel highly motivated to declutter the room he will be moving into.

If a mom begins decluttering the bedroom her son will be moving into she will realize she needs a new home for her craft stuff.

If a mom realizes she needs a new home for her craft stuff she will realize that she needs to move the tv off her desk upstairs and into the kids' room.

If a mom realizes she needs to move the tv she will realize that the stand is in corner not remotely close to a single outlet.

If a mom realizes that she needs to move the tv stand she will realize that with her oldest son getting his own bedroom there is room in the kids' bedroom to put their dresser.

If a mom realizes that she can move the dresser from the landing to the kids' room she will then realize that she can move her desk onto the landing creating a craft area for herself.

So here's a warning, if you are a mom, perhaps you should reconsider giving your oldest son his own room.  Otherwise you might feel a sudden undeniable urge to clean through EVERY room of the house.  Of course that could be a good thing.  I feel like a mouse with a cookie, only I don't have a cookie!  Bummer.

1 comment:

  1. very clever way to write the story. Sorry about youhaving no cookie.

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